The Random Duck Generator! Click the little button
and the Random Duck Generator creates a duck by choosing from 8 different bodies, heads and tails.
512 different combinations possible. If the head, body and tail look separated, change your screen area
to 800 by 600 pixels or higher (right click on your desktop, click "properties", then the "settings" tab).
Fast, Easy and Fun! Seven Smiling Lllamas!
The Lllama Fortune Cookie! Type in a few names and numbers,
and your fortune will be revealed. Includes daily horiscopes by Weird Al, a week-or-so projection, and a general
statement on your personality, all based on secret Lllamanian equations. (Hint: Click the "Give me another fortune"
button, a second program is hidden in here)
The Lllama Sanity Test! Who better to tell you that you're a lunatic
than the raving loony herself, Lllama! The vast majority of this was coded in one night, which does kinda explain
Lllama's little problem with sleep... Lots of fun, try it out. Six smirking Lllamas.
The Lllama Random Quote Generator! Tired of searching for cool quotes to share with people, Lllama decided to generate her own. Carefully crafted to reduce the number of bad matches, this program can actually spew something funny. Four Giggling Lllamas
Master Flying Monkey's Random Name Generator! Just click the link and don't ask me. It was late, we had a lot of sugar, and we just saw one of the coolest movies of all time. I was about ready to see if I could run up the walls. Anyway, this is cool
The Lllama Random Quote Spewer! Once a mere side-note in the Lllama Fortune Cookie, I figured that, although it can get boring after about 50 clinks, the Random Quote Spewer can stand on it's own. There are an awful lot of really funny quotes in here, the best ones are quoting me, or Dan Quail.
Some of you may be asking yourselves "Why would Lllama spend all this time making goofy little programs and then leave them on her open-to-the-public website? Has she no business sense?" Well, this isn't business, and of course I don't! One of the reason's I'm kinda stalling learning Java (besides the fact that it's scary as hell) is that I like leaving stuff here in such a way that people can save it on their puters and DON'T have to visit the site every time they want their fortune. I know it cuts down on my visitors (what visitors?) but, I think it's important for my stuff to get out into the universe, and not just stay here.
Legal note: There is no authenticode signature whatever thing for any Lllama program.
I don't work for a company, I can't get one. I'm not smart enough or mean enough to code a virus. If anything is being
evil, you can shut the thing down with ctrl-alt-del, ok? If you really don't trust me, you can just skip the programs
altogether untill I learn java. You'll be missing out on a lot of fun, tho!
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